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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
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In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn't, people would soon forget about me.
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I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.
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I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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