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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

Al Yankovic

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Al Yankovic
Age: 64
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.
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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
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Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.
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I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole.
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.
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As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.
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That's a big part of my life - doing things that I'm not prepared to do. Doing things that I don't know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them. I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I'll catch up.
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It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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I've always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That's something that I've been proactive about.
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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children's book was something that I'd been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.
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I don't want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that's more my personal taste.
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There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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