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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

Al Yankovic

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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.
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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.
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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny. So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.
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I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really.
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In the '80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV. Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they're not all good!
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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that.
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I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits - and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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I don't watch anything on a regular basis - I tend to binge-watch things.
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
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