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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

Al Yankovic

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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
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I tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily - which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters because you're supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go Oh, it's 'Weird Al.'
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When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. I mean, I don't write for kids.
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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.
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As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.
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The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children's book was something that I'd been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.
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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.
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In fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answer is almost always, Yes, of course they have, they've thought of it!
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that.
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When I started out, I didn't feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I'm accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying.
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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most serious acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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It's hard to force creativity and humor.
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I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!
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That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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