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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.
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I can't say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys they're some of the best musicians you're likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It's amazing.
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You still have Top 40 radio now, but it's 40 different stations. There aren't many hits that everybody knows, and there aren't many real superstars.
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One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.
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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”
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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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I think I'm equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the Letters and Tomatoes column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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You don't need to be defined by your job.
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It's hard to force creativity and humor.
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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.
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Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.
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That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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It was difficult to get into my friends' rock bands when I was a teenager. They somehow didn't see the need for an accordion player. That's when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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