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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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I'll bet every great thinker and leader we've got Could see all kinds of things other people could not! So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
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I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I'll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points, and then I'll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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You don't need to be defined by your job.
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A lot of rap songs don't usually have a lot of melody per se.
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.
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I'm known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
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I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.
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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
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So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
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It's hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.
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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.
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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny. So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
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