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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

Al Yankovic

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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
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It was difficult to get into my friends' rock bands when I was a teenager. They somehow didn't see the need for an accordion player. That's when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.
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As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.
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My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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You still have Top 40 radio now, but it's 40 different stations. There aren't many hits that everybody knows, and there aren't many real superstars.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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I don't want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that's more my personal taste.
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What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
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Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.
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A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.
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I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.
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