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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.

Al Yankovic

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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.
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I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. I mean, I don't write for kids.
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It's hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.
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I can't say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys they're some of the best musicians you're likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It's amazing.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that.
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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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It was difficult to get into my friends' rock bands when I was a teenager. They somehow didn't see the need for an accordion player. That's when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.
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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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