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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
Al Yankovic
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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you'll be watching TV, and it'll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you'll actually find yourself thinking, 'I don't want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to 'The Flintstones'?'
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