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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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