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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

Al Yankovic

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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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I tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily - which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters because you're supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go Oh, it's 'Weird Al.'
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There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.'
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I've done a movie and a TV series, and someday I'd like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.
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I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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It was difficult to get into my friends' rock bands when I was a teenager. They somehow didn't see the need for an accordion player. That's when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.
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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children's book was something that I'd been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most serious acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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It's hard to force creativity and humor.
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It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I've ever done, so it's a lot of self-imposed pressure that also kind of slows me down a bit.
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I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, How am I going to screw this up? [Laughs] If I'm really actively trying to think of a parody, then I'll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.
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I'm known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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