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My wife went off with Elvis.

Al Yankovic

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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.
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I've done a movie and a TV series, and someday I'd like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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