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He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.

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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
Actor
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Film Director
Impressionist
Music Video Director
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Downey
California
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I've always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That's something that I've been proactive about.
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A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.
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At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.
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I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak. Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.
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I can't say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys they're some of the best musicians you're likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It's amazing.
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It's hard to force creativity and humor.
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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.
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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
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People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'
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The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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