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He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
Al Yankovic
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Al Yankovic
Age: 64
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny. So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
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I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
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In the '80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV. Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they're not all good!
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.
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I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole.
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It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children's book was something that I'd been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.
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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
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I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.
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I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.
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I've always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That's something that I've been proactive about.
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I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.
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As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.
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You don't need to be defined by your job.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!
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I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
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I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I'll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points, and then I'll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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