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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
Al Yankovic
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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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Sometimes I get, Have you ever thought about doing real music? I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
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Not any specific one, but I was a huge fan of Frank Jacobs, I guess he wrote the plurality of the song parodies for MAD, Sam Hart, a few others, but that was also where I was first exposed to the art form of song parodies.
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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny. So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
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I can't say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys they're some of the best musicians you're likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It's amazing.
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I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits - and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!
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Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
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I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!
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I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.
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