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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
Al Yankovic
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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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That's a big part of my life - doing things that I'm not prepared to do. Doing things that I don't know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them. I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I'll catch up.
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I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.
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That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.
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