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I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
Al Yankovic
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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
Actor
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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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That's a big part of my life - doing things that I'm not prepared to do. Doing things that I don't know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them. I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I'll catch up.
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.
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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny. So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!
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I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I'll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points, and then I'll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that.
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There aren't that many superstars around anymore.
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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it's very difficult to figure out where I fit.
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