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That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

Al Yankovic

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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most serious acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. I mean, I don't write for kids.
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There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I've ever done, so it's a lot of self-imposed pressure that also kind of slows me down a bit.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
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Pop culture's gotten much more disposable.
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It's hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.
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I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole.
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you'll be watching TV, and it'll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you'll actually find yourself thinking, 'I don't want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to 'The Flintstones'?'
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.
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I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
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