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I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.

Al Yankovic

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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
Actor
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Downey
California
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