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There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn't, people would soon forget about me.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.
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