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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
Al Yankovic
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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. I mean, I don't write for kids.
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That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you'll be watching TV, and it'll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you'll actually find yourself thinking, 'I don't want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to 'The Flintstones'?'
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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.
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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.
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It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I've ever done, so it's a lot of self-imposed pressure that also kind of slows me down a bit.
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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
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So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.
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I've done a movie and a TV series, and someday I'd like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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