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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
Al Yankovic
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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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I've done a movie and a TV series, and someday I'd like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.
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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.
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At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.
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I don't want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that's more my personal taste.
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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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You fake something until you're good at it.
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I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.
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There aren't that many superstars around anymore.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.
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Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.
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One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.
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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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I've always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it! Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I'd just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.
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