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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
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The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits - and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!
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I've always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it! Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I'd just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.
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Not any specific one, but I was a huge fan of Frank Jacobs, I guess he wrote the plurality of the song parodies for MAD, Sam Hart, a few others, but that was also where I was first exposed to the art form of song parodies.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
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I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.
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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, How am I going to screw this up? [Laughs] If I'm really actively trying to think of a parody, then I'll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.
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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.
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Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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