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I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.

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Al Yankovic
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 23
Actor
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Film Director
Impressionist
Music Video Director
Record Producer
Satirist
Screenwriter
Downey
California
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I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
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I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. I mean, I don't write for kids.
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When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.
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A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.
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