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Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny.

Al Swearengen

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Al Swearengen
Age: 59 †
Born: 1845
Born: July 8
Died: 1904
Died: November 15
Businessperson
Criminal
Pimp
Oskaloosa
Iowa
Stupidest
Leave
Alone
Funny
Trying

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