In the world of comedy, there's this: If it's going badly, get off. If it's going well, get off. You can't argue with that either.

It's a weight problem isn't it you can't wait for lunch.

I love playing. In lots of ways, I think having been able to carry on playing purely out of love rather than having to do it for a living means I still love the drums. It helps that, if I don't want to play, I don't really have to! I'm not the best drummer in the world, but it's something I love and enjoy, and that sounds like a good trade.

Actually, when you're doing something you love, even when you're busy and it's hectic you don't feel the need to relax. I never used to take holidays and it would upset ex-wives and girlfriends, but working has me in a better mood than doing nothing.

The harder you work, the luckier you get is true in all things.

My mum had a cousin that had played when he was younger. When I showed an interest in drumming, he showed me how to mummy-daddy roll and that set me up for a bit. And to be honest, it's all about the sound, the noise, the rattle and hum. Who wouldn't want to make a fantastic noise with drums and cymbals?!

Things inspiring me - good melody, a great bass line, a fabulous voice... by which I mean someone who sounds great, rather than does pyrotechnics... and people playing really musically. Music is endlessly fascinating.

We need a war every 10 years, so we can stay match fit in case the Germans try again.

The American dream? We don't have a dream in Britain because we're bloody awake!

PimpCo is a little business I've got, which basically offers drummers the affordable opportunity to make their drums that little bit more bespoke. I love drums and love how they look, so we offer re-wrapping to reboot your old kit, a hardware lacquering service - the black looks amazing, and bespoke snare drums.

Louis Pasteur, the great scientist, said chance favours the prepared mind, which is a posh way of saying 'do your homework', but it's an excellent piece of advice.

Our cheeky sidekick. We're like a motorcycle and sidecar.

I'm not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban.

I read a lot. I spend of lot time thinking. It actually looks like I'm doing nothing, but... hanging out with clever and interesting people is a must if you're writing comedy, like hanging out with a good bass player when you're a drummer.

You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener, and the microwave. I see the holidays as a chance for kids to learn self-sufficiency.

Thanks to the internet, I buy lots of music, but thanks to my easily distracted nature, I forget about half of it!