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I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes.
Al Madrigal
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Al Madrigal
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: January 1
Actor
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Television Actor
San Francisco County
California
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Discussing
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Bullshit
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Various
Jokes
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