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Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
Al Goldstein
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Al Goldstein
Age: 77 †
Born: 1936
Born: January 10
Died: 2013
Died: December 19
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When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don't feel very good.
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There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.
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For me, the Church is the enemy.
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I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited. To me it is more beautiful than a topless club
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A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts.
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Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.
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The mass market eventually assimilates that which is innovative or revolutionary.
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I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.
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To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be which deals with death.
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Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can be salvaged.
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I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner.
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In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.
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