Quote

I want a president who can handle a cream soda.

Al Franken

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Al Franken
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: May 21
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Journalist
Politician
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
United States Senator
Manhattan borough
New York City
Alan Stuart Franken
Alan Stuart Al Franken
Soda
Cream
Handle
President

More quotes by Al Franken

Image
If you use a cell phone - as I do - your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
Al Franken
Image
The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
Al Franken
Image
Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
Al Franken
Image
The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn't understand and couldn't afford.
Al Franken
Image
Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
Al Franken
Image
I'm for Israel's right to exist.
Al Franken
Image
It's really building Air America that I'm focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
Al Franken
Image
My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
Al Franken
Image
People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
Al Franken
Image
I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
Al Franken
Image
If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire - and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
Al Franken
Image
Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
Al Franken
Image
There's plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it's a serious business.
Al Franken
Image
If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it'd be a travesty.
Al Franken
Image
I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
Al Franken
Image
We need to be pro-science we have to go back to science.
Al Franken
Image
The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans' privacy. But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we're getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
Al Franken
Image
There's an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we're morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that's a bit dangerous.
Al Franken
Image
At 'SNL,' I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in '95, I could let my own beliefs out.
Al Franken
Image
If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
Al Franken