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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny.

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Al Franken
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: May 21
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I'm from the Vietnam generation. I didn't serve.
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