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Al Franken
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: May 21
Actor
Comedian
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United States Senator
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New York City
Alan Stuart Franken
Alan Stuart Al Franken
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it'd be a travesty.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran. But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, 'Hi' to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
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Liberals don't hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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I just can't sit still and meditate that doesn't kind of work for me. I don't even know exactly what it means.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. - you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong, tend to be people who didn't take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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I think if you're going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit, that he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families. They're trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they're worried about declining home values, they're scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government. They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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I'm a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I'm invited to all the inaugural balls.
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