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I'm crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
Al Franken
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Al Franken
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: May 21
Actor
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United States Senator
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New York City
Alan Stuart Franken
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents, good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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