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I don't know what happens to you after you die. I'm not banking on there being, like, a heaven.

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Al Franken
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: May 21
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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I don't think I'm an angry person. I think I'm a person who's angry. I'm angry at the Bush administration I'm angry at the right wing media. And by that I don't mean the media is right wing. I mean, there is a part of the media that's not the mainstream media. That's Fox, that is 'The Wall Street Journal' editorial page.
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As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse, the Internet can only work if it's a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations. A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I've had to learn a little bit about it. It's not rocket science: You get ratings, that's good.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it'd be a travesty.
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