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I don't know what happens to you after you die. I'm not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
Al Franken
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Al Franken
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: May 21
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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There's going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration's relationship to Russia.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It's a psychological state, or it can be a physical state. People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell. I think there are all kinds of different hells. It's not a place you go to after you die.
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