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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good. Beauty is in the hand of the beer holder. Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.

Al Bernstein

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Al Bernstein
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: September 15
Journalist
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