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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they're already dead and they can't feel it. They don't have feelings.
Aisha Tyler
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Aisha Tyler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: September 18
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San Francisco County
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Aisha Nilaja Tyler
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I'd still have plenty of other things to do.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being's fibers need to hit the gym.
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I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry. I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I'm a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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