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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
Aisha Tyler
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Aisha Tyler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: September 18
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San Francisco County
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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You can only really learn from failure ... To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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I'm just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can. I've just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry. I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don't employ actors.
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Marriage isn't a carnival ride.
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I've always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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