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I'm black, and black don't crack. It does droop.

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Aisha Tyler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: September 18
Actor
Actress
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Editor
Film Producer
Improviser
Podcaster
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Voice Actor
San Francisco County
California
Aisha Nilaja Tyler
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My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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I'm just myself, so I don't know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I'm my happiest when I'm under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done. I wish I could say I'm an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I've been lucky that things have come across my path and they've worked out well for me.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don't tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards. When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn't going to change who I was.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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I'm the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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I've always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw.
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Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I'd still have plenty of other things to do.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry. I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be. So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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