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I really do know football.
Aisha Tyler
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Aisha Tyler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: September 18
Actor
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San Francisco County
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Aisha Nilaja Tyler
Football
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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