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I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass.

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Aisha Tyler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: September 18
Actor
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Comedian
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San Francisco County
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Aisha Nilaja Tyler
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don't employ actors.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I'm my happiest when I'm under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone's afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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You know, it's about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these young books for women are like I'm 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can't get a date. Come on.
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I'm just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can. I've just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV. So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don't want to ever give up any part of it. I will say that stand-up is my first love it's how I got started and is in my bones.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they're already dead and they can't feel it. They don't have feelings.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.'
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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When I was young I thought, 'Yeah, people don't see, they're not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am'. And the guys that mentored me were like, 'You just have to keep getting up'. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn't do anything academically around the arts.
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I don't want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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