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I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass.

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Aisha Tyler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: September 18
Actor
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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I'm just myself, so I don't know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were people want to hear about the time you blew it. So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone's afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person's interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I'm a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now - she's divorced - and she's on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that's not a real game, but it's my favorite thing to do.
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Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw.
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I grew up on the back of a motorcycle - my dad didn't have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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I was raised by a single dad, so I've always just kind of liked guys stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they're always going to be up, and I think that's impossible for anyone.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I'd still have plenty of other things to do.
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.'
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Successful people just don't let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I'd have people come up to me after my shows, and they'd say they want to do stand-up but are scared they're going to fail. I'd tell them, You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they're already dead and they can't feel it. They don't have feelings.
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