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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being's fibers need to hit the gym.

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Aisha Tyler
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: September 18
Actor
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Comedian
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Film Director
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Film Producer
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San Francisco County
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Aisha Nilaja Tyler
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be. So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.'
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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I really do know football.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like, Trust me, you don't want to have to actually interact with these people.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they're always going to be up, and I think that's impossible for anyone.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn't do anything academically around the arts.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I'd still have plenty of other things to do.
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So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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I love it when I come across a word I don't know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren't smart enough to come along with me.
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Successful people just don't let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I'd have people come up to me after my shows, and they'd say they want to do stand-up but are scared they're going to fail. I'd tell them, You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.
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I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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You can only really learn from failure ... To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don't employ actors.
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I don't believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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