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Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

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Adi Da
Age: 69 †
Born: 1939
Born: November 3
Died: 2008
Died: November 27
Guru
Spiritual Teacher
Queens
New York
Without
Sandwiches
Need
Hilarious
Needs
Resist
Something
Hungry
Erection
Make
Emotions
Horny
Men
Price
Sandwich
Emotion
Bargain
Two
Bargains

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