Sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb!

Hand me down the shark repellent Bat-Spray!

If you hang around long enough, they think you're good. It's either my tenacity or my stupidity, I'm not sure which.

How many actors have a shot at being a part of something that became a part of pop culture? It's been very rewarding. I'm not getting the 20 million bucks for the new movies, but at least I'm getting warmth and recognition from people wherever I go.

I've always tried to fit what I do professionally into my family, rather than the other way around.

One of the first things I look for in a woman I meet is a sense of humor, a sort of light acceptance of the world and the people who live in it.

When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species.

Anything that triggers good memories can't be all bad.

Of what use is a dream if not a blueprint for courageous action.

When I was a kid, I read comics. But when I saw how funny it was, and how wonderfully absurd, I said, You know, I gotta do this.

I think it's that wherever I go, people are so nice to me, and they come up by the hundreds, and they say nice, funny things. As an actor, I just like to make people happy, make them laugh. That's our job, to entertain, and if I'm entertaining you folks, then I'm happy.

Be very careful about your care. Don't use it for sexual high jinks. It can get ugly - trust me. Also be careful when flushing.

It's not the kind of tuna that I eat.