If you hang around long enough, they think you're good. It's either my tenacity or my stupidity, I'm not sure which.

When I was a kid, I read comics. But when I saw how funny it was, and how wonderfully absurd, I said, You know, I gotta do this.

When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species.

Hand me down the shark repellent Bat-Spray!

Anything that triggers good memories can't be all bad.

Be very careful about your care. Don't use it for sexual high jinks. It can get ugly - trust me. Also be careful when flushing.

Sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb!

It's not the kind of tuna that I eat.

I think it's that wherever I go, people are so nice to me, and they come up by the hundreds, and they say nice, funny things. As an actor, I just like to make people happy, make them laugh. That's our job, to entertain, and if I'm entertaining you folks, then I'm happy.

I've always tried to fit what I do professionally into my family, rather than the other way around.

One of the first things I look for in a woman I meet is a sense of humor, a sort of light acceptance of the world and the people who live in it.

How many actors have a shot at being a part of something that became a part of pop culture? It's been very rewarding. I'm not getting the 20 million bucks for the new movies, but at least I'm getting warmth and recognition from people wherever I go.

Of what use is a dream if not a blueprint for courageous action.