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Let me get this straight, I say. You're practically ordering me to die. What kind of guidance counselor are you?

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Adam Selzer
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 13
Author
Writer
Des Moines
Iowa
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Ordering
Counselor
Practically
Guidance
Straight
Dies

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