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I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'

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Adam Sandler
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: September 9
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