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Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.

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Adam Rex
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: May 16
Illustrator
Writer
Dayton
Ohio
Adam Michael Rex
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Stacked
Galaxy
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