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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.

Adam Ferrara

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Adam Ferrara
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: February 2
Actor
Comedian
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Queens
New York
Humans
Think
Thinking
Demise
Arrogance
Civilization
Human

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