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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.

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Adam Ferrara
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: February 2
Actor
Comedian
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Queens
New York
Ladies
Touch
Humor
Happiness
Happy
Funny
Understand
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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'
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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam - uh, don't kiss guys.'
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I don't think it's fair - you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring. Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. 'Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain't getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.'
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.'
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What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!
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