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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't.

Adam Ferrara

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Adam Ferrara
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: February 2
Actor
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Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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The only marriage I've observed for any length of time is my parents - 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, 'Pop, 35 years - what do you hope for?' He's like, 'I hope you die first.'
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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'
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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.
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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'
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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam - uh, don't kiss guys.'
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I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.'
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food.
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What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!
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You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don't let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, 'Well, why'd you put this spoon in this drawer then?' 'Just to p-s you off, that's why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.'
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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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I love to believe that there's one god but there's many different religions so there's just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: 'Swear to God, man - the hooker gave the money back.'
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